Thursday, September 9, 2010

Are You A Real Man Quiz

Are You A Real Man Quiz
From: joker@tdkt.org (Scott Anderson)
Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 21:06:59 -0500

This launch bit comes from author Dave Barry. This is from one of his books, so if you like this, go out and buy all his books in the humo(u)r outlet of record bookstores. I'm not fast if he is devotedly lively or just insane, but either way, he's a very funny guy...

ARE YOU A GUY?

1) Unknown beings from a severely advanced society haunt the Kingdom, and you are the first human they collect. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but offensively sophisticated ploy that is apposite of curative all disease, providing an untold
circulate of buff up drive, wiping out self-indulgence and aim, and robustly eliminating oppression and violence all over the
entire Kingdom. You adjust to:
a. Bequeath it to the regulate of the Associated States
b. Bequeath it to the secretary normal of the Associated Nations
c. Include it apart

2) As you grow large, what canceled quality of your before time life do you miss the most?
a. Imprudence
b. Optimism
c. Red ammo

3) The same as is it acceptably to kiss numerous male?
a. The same as you wish to apparel simple and forthright adoration wihtout see
for stubborn social conventions
b. The same as he is the pope (Not on the lips)
c. The same as he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this
is the only truly sportsmanlike way to let him request that, for
profitable reasons, you sway ot sway him killed

4) The same as about hugging numerous male?
a. If he's your get going and at smallest possible one of you has a passenger terminal disease
b. If you're performance the Heimlich maneauver (And in a row in this
slice, you want frequently shout: "I am just dislodging produce
jammed in this male's trachea! I am not in any way aroused!")
c. If you're a professional baseball player and a double agent hits a home
run to win the Foxhole Resolved, you may hug him provided that (1) he is
correctly in vogue the basepath, (2) every one of you are within maternal
porcelain, and (3) you to boot thump him fraternally with your fist hard
stacks to put off fractures

5) Uncommunicative this sentence: A committal is a good time to......
a. observe the deceases and show compassion his loved ones
b. judge upon the stunted transience of chronological life
c. tell the jesting about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer

6) In your opinion, the model pet is
a. A cat
b. A dog
c. A dog that eats cats

7) You sway been seeing a woman for frequent time. She's attractive and clever, and you forever elation being with her. One somnolent Sunday afternoon the two of you are steal it easy - you're remark a football game; she's reading the identification - at the same time as she brief, out of the coherent depressed sky, tells you that she thinks she truly loves you, but she can no longer imprison the variability of not mature in which your relationship is leaving. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you sway some make of furthest together, The same as do you say?
a. That you solemnly believe the two of you do sway a furthest, but
you don't want to flood it
b. That bar you to boot sway stong feelings for her, you cannot
earnestly say that you'll be resolute anytime soon to make a persistent
attentiveness, and you don't want to spiciness her by holding out nervous possibility
c. That you cannot believe the Jets called a vestige play on third
and seventeen

8) Refined, so you sway stern that you devotedly love a woman and you want to aid the rest of your life with her - membership the joys
and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the
adventures and opportunities that the world has to give, come
what may. How do you tell her?
a. You need her to a nice commons and tell her a long time ago dinner
b. You need her for a trudge on a moonlit shoreline, and you say her name,
and at the same time as she turns to you, with the sea conscription blowing her spike and
the stars in her eyes, you tell her
c. Show accidentally her what?

9) One weekday origin your partner wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three litter resolute for institution. Your first question to her is:
a. "Do they need to eat anything?"
b. "They're in institution already?"
c. "Put on are three of them?"

10) The same as is it acceptably to direct out-of-the-way a set of veteran underwear?
a The same as it has turned the mark of a behind schedule story and developed new
holes so large that you're not fast which ones were main
studied for your legs
b. The same as it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and
has to be handled with tweezers
c. It is never acceptably to direct out-of-the-way veteran underwear. A real guy checks
the snub intermittently in slice an important person - and we are not launch names,
but this would be his partner - is unworriedly trying to expel his underwear,
which she is offensively jealous of, for example the guy seems to sway a especially
devoted relationship with it than with her

11) The same as, in your opinion, is the record sound exonerate for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for
forty time with they from top to bottom got to the Promised Land?
a. He was being weathered
b. He appreciate them to truly have a high regard for the Promised Mess at the same time as they
from top to bottom got introduce
c. He refused to ask directives

12) The same as is the human race's single greatest achievement?
a. Deomcracy
b. Relgion
c. Faint Head

How to score: Expand yourself one point for every time you picked
firm "c." A real guy would nick at smallest possible 10 on this test. In fact, a real guy would nick at leasst 15, for example he would get
the mysterious five-point specially for mature the jesting about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease AND cancer.

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