Dealing With Your Dating Disaster

Okay so I do get it. Far too often, little baby cupid makes a booboo. You go through a dating breakup and the last thing you want is to see the new gal (or guy) all over Facebook. But really, I mean really, it cannot be bad enough to drive you to hop onto the Cosmopolitan website and begin searching through page after page of painfully bad dating advise until you find 'How to wage a post-breakup campaign of happiness'. I mean REALLY!

I could talk you through all 6 of the, frankly embarrassing, tips but I'm not that mean. I promise. But I will have to share with you the worst of the bunch. Beginning with "Put up a really hot picture of yourself (selfie time!)" Seriously, Cosmo? You're advice is to take pictures of yourself where you look attractive and post them on Facebook in the hope that your ex may stumble upon it and be reminded of your endless beauty? Hmm...

Ooh this one too! Cosmopolitan reckons you should "Check-in to really cool places on Foursquare/Facebook!" Now this one's got some logic behind it. Rather than go out and have fun and move on, the plan is as follows: Stay at home on your computer and every now and then update your Faceboook with a cool event, that way, when the ex spots it, they'll be remind of how totally cool you are and be so sad you are no longer dating because you're so damn cool! Yeah, maybe not.

And most importantly this little gem: "Find a really positive breakup quote that really resonates for you and post it on Facebook or Instagram." I cannot be the only one who thinks this is a bit 13-year-old-girl-dealing-with-her-totally-dramatic-relationship! That'll do it, tell everyone on the internet that you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Then let me know how that works out for you.

Gwendolyn

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